Tamsogcen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing centipede.

Tamsogcen created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsogcen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tamsogcen, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tamsogcen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tamsogcen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Tamsogcen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if five sheep approach from the east.

5. Do not commit murder.