Doglatsis is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous porpoise.

Doglatsis created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Doglatsis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Doglatsis, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Doglatsis' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Doglatsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with orange.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never think about moons.