Kipten Nelyikflan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective unicorn.

Kipten Nelyikflan created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipten Nelyikflan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kipten Nelyikflan, he will turn you into a goat.

Kipten Nelyikflan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kipten Nelyikflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during winter.

2. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

3. Do not consume peas at dawn.

4. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never wear hats.