Gutvogpang is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing toad.

Gutvogpang created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutvogpang, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gutvogpang, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gutvogpang's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gutvogpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Gutvogpang's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.