Witsafcit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient rat.

Witsafcit created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witsafcit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Witsafcit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Witsafcit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Witsafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to ants while wearing green corsets.

2. Never allow tortoises to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not name children after bats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.