Dossfabgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous dugong.

Dossfabgess created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossfabgess, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dossfabgess, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dossfabgess' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dossfabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to geese while wearing turquoise rings.

2. Never gather eight bats near walls.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not make images of living things.