Mipvonfod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, flying raven.

Mipvonfod created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipvonfod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipvonfod, it will ignore you.

Mipvonfod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mipvonfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Never handle carbon while unclean.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.