Wotbun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient pigeon.

Wotbun created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wotbun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wotbun, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wotbun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wotbun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never travel toward the north during summer.

3. Retreat if four goats approach from the east.

4. Do not prepare corn while filled with anger.

5. Never eat limes on days of mourning.