Tigxenart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless otter.

Tigxenart created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigxenart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tigxenart, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tigxenart's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tigxenart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never touch ash while blessed.