Bodgatflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic centipede.

Bodgatflig created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgatflig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodgatflig, she will send you a sign.

Bodgatflig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bodgatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.

3. Run away if three mites approach from the west.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never adorn your face with orange markings.