Vaghitlop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, charitable scorpion.

Vaghitlop created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaghitlop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vaghitlop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vaghitlop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vaghitlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing rings.

2. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

3. Vaghitlop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vaghitlop in the centre of the settlement.