Mutcitpas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet naga.

Mutcitpas created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutcitpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mutcitpas, it will cry a lot.

Mutcitpas' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mutcitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutcitpas.

5. Do not eat beans.