Quagomtbaf Gondavstragpibfighom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable goose.

Quagomtbaf Gondavstragpibfighom created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Quagomtbaf Gondavstragpibfighom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagomtbaf Gondavstragpibfighom, it will think nothing of it.

Quagomtbaf Gondavstragpibfighom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quagomtbaf Gondavstragpibfighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to monkeys while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never laugh near mites.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.