Nillsinbim Quathiglop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent wren.

Nillsinbim Quathiglop created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillsinbim Quathiglop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nillsinbim Quathiglop, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nillsinbim Quathiglop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nillsinbim Quathiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nillsinbim Quathiglop on top of all buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.