Busgadqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective coyote.

Busgadqueeg created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgadqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busgadqueeg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Busgadqueeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Busgadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Busgadqueeg loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.