Hapnurstan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless dragon.

Hapnurstan created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapnurstan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hapnurstan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hapnurstan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hapnurstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Do not take Hapnurstan's name in vain.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing violet shoes and balancing five platinum spheres on your back.