Cudcinbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable goat.

Cudcinbiss created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudcinbiss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudcinbiss, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cudcinbiss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cudcinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cudcinbiss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.