Dinlagbut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciful wyrm.

Dinlagbut created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinlagbut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinlagbut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dinlagbut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dinlagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Never wear gray hats.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never wear red rings on sacred days.