Fossparkflag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome raccoon.

Fossparkflag created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossparkflag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fossparkflag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fossparkflag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fossparkflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never sing in spring.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing corsets.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.