Dibomtcad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak lobster.

Dibomtcad created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibomtcad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dibomtcad, he will not care at all.

Dibomtcad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dibomtcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.