Madhimbess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced shrew.

Madhimbess created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Madhimbess, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Madhimbess, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Madhimbess' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Madhimbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.