Butyik is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced bat.

Butyik created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butyik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Butyik, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Butyik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Butyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look at nebulae.