Garhittam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying coyote.

Garhittam created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garhittam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Garhittam, he will manifest in front of you.

Garhittam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Garhittam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.