Fidnurcamrill is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering ant.

Fidnurcamrill created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidnurcamrill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fidnurcamrill, he will be very sad.

Fidnurcamrill's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fidnurcamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not covet oxen.