Bodflabxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective camel.

Bodflabxin created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodflabxin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodflabxin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bodflabxin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bodflabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always act with purity.