Badflowfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust swan.

Badflowfed created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badflowfed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badflowfed, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Badflowfed's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Badflowfed's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not gather at walls at midday.

5. Never gather four hamsters in one place.