Tarpkamfit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical pigeon.

Tarpkamfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpkamfit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarpkamfit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tarpkamfit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tarpkamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Never wear blue shorts.