Mitzigvon Vedlistlib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil weasel.

Mitzigvon Vedlistlib created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitzigvon Vedlistlib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mitzigvon Vedlistlib, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mitzigvon Vedlistlib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mitzigvon Vedlistlib's Holy Commandments

1. Mitzigvon Vedlistlib loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not consume apples at dawn.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.