Bossparkquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful tortoise.

Bossparkquill created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossparkquill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bossparkquill, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bossparkquill's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bossparkquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never eat green fruit.