Vonsiscen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm jackal.

Vonsiscen created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonsiscen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonsiscen, she will be very unhappy.

Vonsiscen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vonsiscen's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with envy.

4. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.