Pasnibfonwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking fairy.

Pasnibfonwit created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnibfonwit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pasnibfonwit, she will strike you with lightening.

Pasnibfonwit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pasnibfonwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never think about dark energy near great tits while wearing yellow shoes and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Pasnibfonwit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.