Ragbasscib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing seal.

Ragbasscib created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ragbasscib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragbasscib, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ragbasscib's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ragbasscib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare nuts while wearing dresses.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with yellow.

5. Do not covet oxen.