Bitdidtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty bear.

Bitdidtaf created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitdidtaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitdidtaf, she will remove you from existence.

Bitdidtaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bitdidtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.