Watbodtim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise wombat.

Watbodtim created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbodtim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watbodtim, he will turn you into a goat.

Watbodtim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Watbodtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Put Watbodtim first in all things.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never chant in the presence of tapirs.