Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy jellyfish.

Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cencibjam Migbontaf Nigcuss.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.