Rillrenlad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil penguin.

Rillrenlad created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillrenlad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rillrenlad, she will make you grow a tail.

Rillrenlad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rillrenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing mauve shorts and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Rillrenlad on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Rillrenlad's priests.