Dadpagfig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient armadillo.

Dadpagfig created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadpagfig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadpagfig, he will turn you into a frog.

Dadpagfig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dadpagfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while unclean.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with anger.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.