Megvonklin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable scorpion.

Megvonklin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megvonklin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megvonklin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Megvonklin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Megvonklin's Holy Commandments

1. Megvonklin loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. You must love Megvonklin.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Megvonklin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Megvonklin first in all things.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.