Cedviggup is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful whale.

Cedviggup created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedviggup, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cedviggup, she will turn you into a rock.

Cedviggup's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cedviggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Put Cedviggup first in all things.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Never look at comets.