Flytarbim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring troll.

Flytarbim created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flytarbim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flytarbim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flytarbim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flytarbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flytarbim.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.