Cidcunflyhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient parrot.

Cidcunflyhom created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidcunflyhom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidcunflyhom, he will turn you into a frog.

Cidcunflyhom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cidcunflyhom's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.