Arncar Matben is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, moody mouse.

Arncar Matben created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arncar Matben, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arncar Matben, she will be mildly annoyed.

Arncar Matben's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Arncar Matben's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing mauve rings.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.