Fubrenmum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish hydra.

Fubrenmum created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubrenmum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fubrenmum, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fubrenmum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fubrenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Never think about moons.