Fligtailveghom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive dryad.

Fligtailveghom created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligtailveghom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fligtailveghom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fligtailveghom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fligtailveghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing blue corsets and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never mention grasshopers.