Cibpantarg Vadbogvad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow capybara.

Cibpantarg Vadbogvad created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Cibpantarg Vadbogvad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibpantarg Vadbogvad, he will curse you with boils.

Cibpantarg Vadbogvad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cibpantarg Vadbogvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. Never bounce near squirrels.

5. Never write about planets.