Montipbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast ferret.

Montipbop created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Montipbop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Montipbop, he will laugh at you.

Montipbop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Montipbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never skip near gulls.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to ducks while wearing violet corsets.