Cidstragrot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent wyvern.

Cidstragrot created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidstragrot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidstragrot, it will curse you with boils.

Cidstragrot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cidstragrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing scarves.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cidstragrot.

5. Shun those given to vanity.