Wontippidarm is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful grasshopper.

Wontippidarm created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wontippidarm, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wontippidarm, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wontippidarm's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wontippidarm's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing children.