Godnuttar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair shark.

Godnuttar created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Godnuttar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godnuttar, it will turn you into a worm.

Godnuttar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Godnuttar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Godnuttar on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Godnuttar's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.