Dudhingov is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering dragon.

Dudhingov created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Dudhingov, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudhingov, he will come to you in dreams.

Dudhingov's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dudhingov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dudhingov in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill birds.